TM: one time i fed my dog doritos in milk
she puked
and i had to clean it up
me: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
TM: yeah
that was a brilliant idea
stupid 6 year-old brains
me: no kidding.
drawing on walls.
TM: yeah
me: one time I gave my carpet a haircut.
wtf...
I honestly thought it was a good idea.
TM: obviously
or else you wouldn't have done it
me: when you get in trouble for stuff like that, you're so confused.
you're like "no, just hear me out...the carpet—it’s fluffy like hair…"
TM: i made myself some numbchucks
me: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TM: NO WAY!?!!??!
how did you do it?
me: my mom had really hard cardboard tubes for fax paper, or something like that.
so I took a small chain, took a screw and put it through to tube to secure the chain, and ta da - nunchucks.
TM: i climbed a tree with some hedge clippers and cut some branches for the numbchucks
me: you're going all natural
TM: and then took a nail and nailed a hole through each
and then threaded it with twine
it was pretty badass
me: that's awesome.
TM: b/c those things could actually hurt someone i got in trouble
me: I kept mine secret in the toy room.
TM: i tried
but i took them everywhere
so they eventually found out
TM: i never would have thought in a million years that someone else made numbchucks
me: Well, I haircut a carpet and you fed a dog Doritos in milk. We were bound to match up on something. Thank god it was something as awesome as nunchucks.
