Coach killers strike again

Now I know the 10 commandments condemn murder. But how can a Vikings fan contain his or her elation today? The Packers, working in conjunction with their storied former flagship quarterback, Favre, successfully got Vikings coach Brad Childress fired today. That's right. I'm calling for an investigation into the conspiracy between Favre and the Packers to kill off coaches throughout the NFL. Yes, a horrible season and a locker room full of disgruntled coach-hating Vikings have a lot to do with it, but Favre's single year in New York also paved the way for the release of then Jets coach Eric Mangini. And just this season, after a brutal loss to the Packers, the Dallas Cowboys fired head coach Wade Phillips. The trend undeniably links Favre and the Pack in a violent plot to kill coaches one by one until there are none left.

But hey, Vikings fans couldn't be happier. Feel free to join me on the Leslie Frazier band wagon. Or sinking ship. Either way you look at it, it's better than gagging on Childress's stoic circular non-statements every Sunday.